"All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Casey Stengel on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Casey Stengel on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Casey Stengel on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Casey Stengel on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Casey Stengel on Elbert Hubbard
"The trick is growing up without growing old."
"Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?"
"Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits."
"You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right."
"They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?"