"Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?"
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."Casey Stengel on Mark Twain
"Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young."Casey Stengel on Henry Ford
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."Casey Stengel on Mark Twain
"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country."Casey Stengel on Kurt Vonnegut
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."Casey Stengel on Robert Frost
"The trick is growing up without growing old."
"Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits."
"You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right."
"They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?"
"All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height."