"The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Casey Stengel on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Casey Stengel on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Casey Stengel on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Casey Stengel on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Casey Stengel on John Lennon
"The trick is growing up without growing old."
"Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?"
"Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits."
"You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right."
"They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?"