"These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it."
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."Charles Barkley on Michael Jordan
"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."Charles Barkley on Mark Twain
"Golf is a good walk spoiled."Charles Barkley on Mark Twain
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."Charles Barkley on Hunter S. Thompson
"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."Charles Barkley on Henry David Thoreau
"Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while."
"You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black."
"Kids are great. That's one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It's a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names."
"Poor people cannot rely on the government to come to help you in times of need. You have to get your education. Then nobody can control your destiny."
"My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm rich'."