"He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides."
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."Charles Lamb on Steven Wright
"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."Charles Lamb on Calvin Coolidge
"A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman."Charles Lamb on Robert Frost
"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."Charles Lamb on Will Rogers
"Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens."Charles Lamb on Plato
"Let us live for the beauty of our own reality."
"The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one should disdain the superficial and let the true beauty of one's soul shine through. If there are places on your body where this is a possibility, you are not attractive - you are leaking."
"The human species, according to the best theory I can form of it, is composed of two distinct races, the men who borrow and the men who lend."
"New Year's Day is every man's birthday."
"Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected."