"I'm not into extreme sports or something. I just live a quiet life."
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."Charlie Kaufman on Michael Jordan
"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."Charlie Kaufman on Mark Twain
"Golf is a good walk spoiled."Charlie Kaufman on Mark Twain
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."Charlie Kaufman on Hunter S. Thompson
"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."Charlie Kaufman on Henry David Thoreau
"There's no way to approach anything in an objective way. We're completely subjective our view of the world is completely controlled by who we are as human beings, as men or women, by our age, our history, our profession, by the state of the world."
"If you create something that is asking for people to respond as they're going to respond, you have to allow them to respond as they're going to respond. Some of the people are going to be uninterested and some people are going to be mad for some reason, which is their business. That's just the way the world is."
"I think generally I'm kind of interested in subjective experience, what goes on inside someone's head, that being all they really know of the world."
"Directing is a more pragmatic experience, where you have to deal with the restrictions of time and money that force you to make certain decisions you don't have to make when you're writing."
"When I'm writing, I'm trying to immerse myself in the chaos of an emotional experience, rather than separate myself from it and look back at it from a distance with clarity and tell it as a story. Because that's how life is lived, you know?"