"I understand a woman who validates herself by getting attention from the opposite sex. I have a friend who is that to a T... Doesn't mean she isn't a good person. That's a funny character to play."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Cheryl Hines on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Cheryl Hines on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Cheryl Hines on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Cheryl Hines on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Cheryl Hines on Elbert Hubbard
"For my birthday my husband learned to cook and is cooking one day a week for me. But he only likes to do fancy dishes. So we end up with weird, obscure things in the refrigerator."
"The things the writers have me doing on 'Suburgatory' are insane. I think they think it's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission."
"I was a little shocked at how adult some of the humor was, because I was never that into animation before and when I watched 'Shrek' I really laughed out loud."
"My mom is very Southern and she in real life says things like, 'If you've got it, flaunt it.'"
"Well, when I was a little girl we had 17 cats once. They all lived outside, and they kept having more kittens. My mom made us put little ribbons around each kitten's neck, put them in a wagon, and go door-to-door around the neighborhood to try to give them away."