"A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Chevy Chase on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Chevy Chase on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Chevy Chase on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Chevy Chase on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Chevy Chase on Henry Ward Beecher
"I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem."
"Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else."
"All my children inherited perfect pitch."
"Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish."
"I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good."