"I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good."
"Film spectators are quiet vampires."Chevy Chase on Jim Morrison
"Am I a romantic? I've seen 'Wuthering Heights' ten times. I'm a romantic."Chevy Chase on Johnny Depp
"You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies."Chevy Chase on Steve Martin
"This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country."Chevy Chase on Clint Eastwood
"Movies can and do have tremendous influence in shaping young lives in the realm of entertainment towards the ideals and objectives of normal adulthood."Chevy Chase on Walt Disney
"I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem."
"Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else."
"All my children inherited perfect pitch."
"Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish."
"A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me."