"What's monotonous about being an actor and often makes me want to throw in the towel or drive a car off a bridge is the auditioning - the waiting around."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Chris Messina on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Chris Messina on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Chris Messina on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Chris Messina on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Chris Messina on Steven Wright
"Yeah, I think everybody has the crises of questioning themselves at some point or other in their lives. Is this where I should live? The job I should have? The girl I should be dating? Is this the friend I should have?"
"It's always flattering when somebody you really respect and like wants you to be involved in their project - let alone writes a part with your voice in mind."