"A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Chris Rock on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Chris Rock on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Chris Rock on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Chris Rock on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Chris Rock on Henry Ward Beecher
"I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge."
"I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson."
"Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?"
"I love being famous. It's almost like being white."
"Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous."