"A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."Chris Rock on Mignon McLaughlin
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."Chris Rock on Socrates
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."Chris Rock on Friedrich Nietzsche
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."Chris Rock on Oscar Wilde
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."Chris Rock on James C. Dobson
"I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge."
"I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson."
"Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?"
"I love being famous. It's almost like being white."
"Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous."