"Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four."
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."Chris Rock on Michael Jordan
"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."Chris Rock on Mark Twain
"Golf is a good walk spoiled."Chris Rock on Mark Twain
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."Chris Rock on Hunter S. Thompson
"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."Chris Rock on Henry David Thoreau
"I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge."
"I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson."
"Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?"
"I love being famous. It's almost like being white."
"Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous."