"I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge."
"Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out."Chris Rock on John Wooden
"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny."Chris Rock on Thomas Jefferson
"In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing."Chris Rock on Theodore Roosevelt
"To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight and never stop fighting."Chris Rock on e. e. cummings
"In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher."Chris Rock on Dalai Lama
"I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson."
"Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?"
"I love being famous. It's almost like being white."
"Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous."
"There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments."