"I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson."
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."Chris Rock on Mark Twain
"The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax."Chris Rock on Albert Einstein
"There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure."Chris Rock on Colin Powell
"Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all."Chris Rock on Dale Carnegie
"If there is anything that a man can do well, I say let him do it. Give him a chance."Chris Rock on Abraham Lincoln
"I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge."
"Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?"
"I love being famous. It's almost like being white."
"Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous."
"There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments."