"Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them."
"Film spectators are quiet vampires."Chris Rock on Jim Morrison
"Am I a romantic? I've seen 'Wuthering Heights' ten times. I'm a romantic."Chris Rock on Johnny Depp
"You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies."Chris Rock on Steve Martin
"This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country."Chris Rock on Clint Eastwood
"Movies can and do have tremendous influence in shaping young lives in the realm of entertainment towards the ideals and objectives of normal adulthood."Chris Rock on Walt Disney
"I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge."
"I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson."
"Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?"
"I love being famous. It's almost like being white."
"Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous."