"There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments."
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."Chris Rock on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."Chris Rock on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."Chris Rock on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."Chris Rock on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."Chris Rock on Benjamin Franklin
"I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge."
"I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson."
"Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?"
"I love being famous. It's almost like being white."
"Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous."