"There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Chris Rock on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Chris Rock on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Chris Rock on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Chris Rock on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Chris Rock on John Lennon
"I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge."
"I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson."
"Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?"
"I love being famous. It's almost like being white."
"Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous."