"I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Christopher Meloni on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Christopher Meloni on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Christopher Meloni on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Christopher Meloni on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Christopher Meloni on Elbert Hubbard
"My wife has brought great beauty into my life. And my daughter has brought me nothing but joy. Those qualities were greatly lacking."
"But when you're a working actor - and that's what you keep saying in your head, how blessed you are to have a job - and you are working with heavyweights, working with the best guys in TV, it's pretty cool. Exhausting, but cool."
"It is a weird feeling to have people go, 'Hey Chris' like they know me. But, number one, 99 percent of my experiences have been really cool. People couldn't be nicer and more positive."
"The surprising thing about fatherhood was finding my inner mush. Now I want to share it with the world."
"My mother raised three children on her own and my dad was a doctor working 16 hours a day."