"Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Christopher Morley on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Christopher Morley on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Christopher Morley on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Christopher Morley on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Christopher Morley on Henry Ward Beecher
"A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life."
"Beauty is ever to the lonely mind a shadow fleeting she is never plain. She is a visitor who leaves behind the gift of grief, the souvenir of pain."
"In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty."
"All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the beauty is grim."
"Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water."