"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."Christopher Morley on Abraham Lincoln
"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."Christopher Morley on Winston Churchill
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."Christopher Morley on Robert A. Heinlein
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."Christopher Morley on Sigmund Freud
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."Christopher Morley on Josh Billings
"A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life."
"Beauty is ever to the lonely mind a shadow fleeting she is never plain. She is a visitor who leaves behind the gift of grief, the souvenir of pain."
"In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty."
"All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the beauty is grim."
"Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water."