"The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock."
"The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife."Christopher Morley on Barbara de Angelis
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy if not, you'll become a philosopher."Christopher Morley on Socrates
"It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married."Christopher Morley on Robert Frost
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."Christopher Morley on Groucho Marx
"Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness."Christopher Morley on Oliver Wendell Holmes
"A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life."
"Beauty is ever to the lonely mind a shadow fleeting she is never plain. She is a visitor who leaves behind the gift of grief, the souvenir of pain."
"In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty."
"All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the beauty is grim."
"Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water."