"Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education."
"Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world."Chuck Palahniuk on Nelson Mandela
"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."Chuck Palahniuk on Albert Einstein
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."Chuck Palahniuk on Aristotle
"My mother said I must always be intolerant of ignorance but understanding of illiteracy. That some people, unable to go to school, were more educated and more intelligent than college professors."Chuck Palahniuk on Maya Angelou
"Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught."Chuck Palahniuk on Oscar Wilde
"Do you remember when you were 10 or 11 years old and you really thought your folks were the best? They were completely omniscient and you took their word for everything. And then you got older and you went through this hideous age when suddenly they were the devil, they were bullies, and they didn't know anything."
"People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone."
"Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying?"
"The most boring scenes are the scenes where a character is alone."
"If anything I try to write something that would be more difficult to film. I tend to see film as competition and would like instead to do what books do best."