"I have a lot of money."
"When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life now that I am old I know that it is."Chuck Palahniuk on Oscar Wilde
"A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal of money."Chuck Palahniuk on John Ruskin
"Money has never made man happy, nor will it, there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more of it one has the more one wants."Chuck Palahniuk on Benjamin Franklin
"The lack of money is the root of all evil."Chuck Palahniuk on Mark Twain
"Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it."Chuck Palahniuk on Mark Twain
"Do you remember when you were 10 or 11 years old and you really thought your folks were the best? They were completely omniscient and you took their word for everything. And then you got older and you went through this hideous age when suddenly they were the devil, they were bullies, and they didn't know anything."
"People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone."
"Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying?"
"The most boring scenes are the scenes where a character is alone."
"If anything I try to write something that would be more difficult to film. I tend to see film as competition and would like instead to do what books do best."