"Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet."
"Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right."Chuck Palahniuk on Abraham Lincoln
"We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature - trees, flowers, grass- grows in silence see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence... We need silence to be able to touch souls."Chuck Palahniuk on Mother Teresa
"When the solution is simple, God is answering."Chuck Palahniuk on Albert Einstein
"While I know myself as a creation of God, I am also obligated to realize and remember that everyone else and everything else are also God's creation."Chuck Palahniuk on Maya Angelou
"Never trust anyone completely but God. Love people, but put your full trust only in God."Chuck Palahniuk on Lawrence Welk
"Do you remember when you were 10 or 11 years old and you really thought your folks were the best? They were completely omniscient and you took their word for everything. And then you got older and you went through this hideous age when suddenly they were the devil, they were bullies, and they didn't know anything."
"People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone."
"Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying?"
"The most boring scenes are the scenes where a character is alone."
"If anything I try to write something that would be more difficult to film. I tend to see film as competition and would like instead to do what books do best."