"Perhaps these Ten Commandments cases will be the turning point in the legal war against religion."
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."Cliff Stearns on Steven Wright
"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."Cliff Stearns on Calvin Coolidge
"A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman."Cliff Stearns on Robert Frost
"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."Cliff Stearns on Will Rogers
"Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens."Cliff Stearns on Plato
"I continue to meet people who have had their Web pages hijacked, their browsers corrupted, in some cases, their children exposed to inappropriate material from these dangerous programs hidden in their family computers."
"I think the American people, understandably, have sort of lost faith in the United Nations."
"Canada is currently the only major industrialized country in the world that does not allow any private administration of health care services that are provided by the public system."
"Mr. Speaker, the fact of the matter is that the Ten Commandments are a historical document that contains moral, ethical, and legal truisms that any person of any religion or even an atheist can recognize and appreciate."
"Markets rebounded quickly from morning jitters after the London Thursday terrorist bombing."