"As a player, I was fortunate to work with coaching and medical staffs that underscored the importance of utilizing injury prevention exercises, which contributed to my healthy and long playing career."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Cobi Jones on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Cobi Jones on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Cobi Jones on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Cobi Jones on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Cobi Jones on Erma Bombeck
"I've been through the process qualifying for the World Cup, which is an amazing, two-year process. It was an honor to represent the U.S. and to represent the city of Los Angeles and California."
"Overall, I think I'm in pretty good shape, but I'm not really someone that is gung-ho or a fitness fanatic."
"I am excited to bring my deep knowledge, passion and expertise of soccer in this country to The New York Cosmos. They truly represent where this sport is headed on a national and international level, and I want to make history with them."
"I am both honored and blessed to have had such a wonderful career with the L.A. Galaxy and I am thankful for everything the club, the fans and the community has done for me and my family."