"When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage."
"Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none."Colin Mochrie on William Shakespeare
"For every good reason there is to lie, there is a better reason to tell the truth."Colin Mochrie on Bo Bennett
"The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool."Colin Mochrie on Stephen King
"Learning to trust is one of life's most difficult tasks."Colin Mochrie on Isaac Watts
"Trust yourself. Create the kind of self that you will be happy to live with all your life. Make the most of yourself by fanning the tiny, inner sparks of possibility into flames of achievement."Colin Mochrie on Golda Meir
"Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises."
"We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes."