"People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper."
"The empires of the future are the empires of the mind."Colin Quinn on Winston Churchill
"Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future."Colin Quinn on Oscar Wilde
"Again, you can't connect the dots looking forward you can only connect them looking backwards. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something - your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down, and it has made all the difference in my life."Colin Quinn on Steve Jobs
"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough."Colin Quinn on Albert Einstein
"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves."Colin Quinn on William Shakespeare
"The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests."
"I feel most empires fell when they started to act human, but then look at Russia. They kept a pretty strong hand, and they fell from Afghanistan alone because Afghanistan is the graveyard of empires. I guess you just can't sustain it."
"That's the beauty of being a comedian - it's the one job you're allowed to do that. We're lucky. We're really lucky."
"He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be."
"You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it."