"During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running together. In fact Kerry and Edwards were so friendly, President Bush accused them of planning a gay marriage."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."Conan O'Brien on Mignon McLaughlin
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."Conan O'Brien on Socrates
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."Conan O'Brien on Friedrich Nietzsche
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."Conan O'Brien on Oscar Wilde
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."Conan O'Brien on James C. Dobson
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