"I once bought an old car back after I sold it because I missed it so much and I had forgotten that it never ran. It was a British racing car. You know, because I just wanted it back. I could only remember what was good about it."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Connie Chung on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Connie Chung on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Connie Chung on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Connie Chung on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Connie Chung on Steven Wright
"I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren't. And it's just not - there is no equality there."
"Our son is in school now. You know, he's six-and-a-half and so a big chunk of the day is taken up by school. So I'm hoping that I'll be able to certainly take him to school in the morning, maybe pick him up in the afternoon and come back to work."