"Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea."
"Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it."Craig Bruce on Confucius
"To love beauty is to see light."Craig Bruce on Victor Hugo
"Beauty is only skin deep. If you go after someone just because she's beautiful but don't have anything to talk about, it's going to get boring fast. You want to look beyond the surface and see if you can have fun or if you have anything in common with this person."Craig Bruce on Amanda Peet
"A woman whose smile is open and whose expression is glad has a kind of beauty no matter what she wears."Craig Bruce on Anne Roiphe
"People are like stained - glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within."Craig Bruce on Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
"It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow."
"Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat."
"It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals."
"It's funny how most activists are pacifists."
"Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it."