"Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat."
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."Craig Bruce on Emo Philips
"Computers are like Old Testament gods lots of rules and no mercy."Craig Bruce on Joseph Campbell
"I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image."Craig Bruce on Stephen Hawking
"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."Craig Bruce on Pablo Picasso
"I think it's fair to say that personal computers have become the most empowering tool we've ever created. They're tools of communication, they're tools of creativity, and they can be shaped by their user."Craig Bruce on Bill Gates
"Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea."
"It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow."
"It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals."
"It's funny how most activists are pacifists."
"Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it."