"I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny."
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning."Craig Ferguson on Albert Einstein
"We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope."Craig Ferguson on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free."Craig Ferguson on Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return."Craig Ferguson on Maya Angelou
"I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe."Craig Ferguson on Dalai Lama
"I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come from a difficult and sporadically violent background, to have been in and out of such chaos, I think it actually helps. But I don't know for sure."
"It's the beauty and curse of doing a daily show. Some days you've got nothing to talk about and other days Dick Cheney shoots his lawyer in the face and everyone is happy."
"It's like, it's kind of like if you ever had a car and it was a bit of a clunker but you love it, that's my show. It's a bit of a clunker but I know where everything is and I like it."
"It's not that we fly by the seat of our pants. We're not afraid of failure."
"Why do people do things that they fear? It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear."