"The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman."
"The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife."Craig Ferguson on Barbara de Angelis
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy if not, you'll become a philosopher."Craig Ferguson on Socrates
"It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married."Craig Ferguson on Robert Frost
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."Craig Ferguson on Groucho Marx
"Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness."Craig Ferguson on Oliver Wendell Holmes
"I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come from a difficult and sporadically violent background, to have been in and out of such chaos, I think it actually helps. But I don't know for sure."
"It's the beauty and curse of doing a daily show. Some days you've got nothing to talk about and other days Dick Cheney shoots his lawyer in the face and everyone is happy."
"It's like, it's kind of like if you ever had a car and it was a bit of a clunker but you love it, that's my show. It's a bit of a clunker but I know where everything is and I like it."
"It's not that we fly by the seat of our pants. We're not afraid of failure."
"Why do people do things that they fear? It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear."