"However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Craig Kilborn on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Craig Kilborn on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Craig Kilborn on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Craig Kilborn on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Craig Kilborn on Henry Ward Beecher
"People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife."
"I have a wonderful respect for old people."
"President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, 'I know you're there, pick up, pick up."