"I tried to go out for theater or theater arts, but I was too scared or too intimidated. But I had a lot of friends on the cross country team that had great senses of humor."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Dana Carvey on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Dana Carvey on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Dana Carvey on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Dana Carvey on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Dana Carvey on Henry Ward Beecher
"I know it's a cliche, but the whole family is just whacked. I mean, we're all out of our minds. They're the funniest, most eccentric bizarre people I've ever met, my siblings."