"Now that I'm more mature, in a funny way, I can even appreciate that I've bad to become more aware of my body. Since I've chosen acting as my career, I have to keep my weight down anyway-I've been used to it for years, so it's no problem. And there's nothing I can't do."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Dana Hill on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Dana Hill on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Dana Hill on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Dana Hill on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Dana Hill on Elbert Hubbard