"Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there."
"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else you are the one who gets burned."Dane Cook on Buddha
"Anybody can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not within everybody's power and is not easy."Dane Cook on Aristotle
"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."Dane Cook on Mark Twain
"Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools."Dane Cook on Albert Einstein
"Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean."Dane Cook on Maya Angelou
"I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere."
"I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up."
"Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince."
"My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare."
"My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor."