"In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak."
"Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country."Dane Cook on Margaret Thatcher
"A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body."Dane Cook on Benjamin Franklin
"Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts."Dane Cook on Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."Dane Cook on Bill Cosby
"Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in."Dane Cook on Robert Frost
"I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere."
"Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there."
"I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up."
"Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince."
"My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare."