"My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare."
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."Dane Cook on Eleanor Roosevelt
"All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them."Dane Cook on Walt Disney
"All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible."Dane Cook on T. E. Lawrence
"Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world."Dane Cook on Harriet Tubman
"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today."Dane Cook on James Dean
"I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere."
"Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there."
"I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up."
"Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince."
"My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor."