"We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments."
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning."Dane Cook on Albert Einstein
"We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope."Dane Cook on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free."Dane Cook on Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return."Dane Cook on Maya Angelou
"I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe."Dane Cook on Dalai Lama
"I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere."
"Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there."
"I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up."
"Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince."
"My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare."