"The best physicians are Dr. Diet, Dr. Quiet, and Dr. Merryman."
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."Daniel D. Palmer on Mae West
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."Daniel D. Palmer on Jim Davis
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."Daniel D. Palmer on Orson Welles
"No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means."Daniel D. Palmer on Maimonides
"Adopting a new healthier lifestyle can involve changing diet to include more fresh fruit and vegetables as well as increasing levels of exercise."Daniel D. Palmer on Linford Christie
"The most wonderful study of mankind is man. Relieving human suffering and diffusing universal knowledge is humanitarian."