"When I was in college, I was in the theater department, which for anyone who has been involved in any kind of theater program, you know that it's really wacky and tight-knit, a real family. Me and my good friends from college would do random shows and plays that were sometimes serious, but most of the time really goofy and funny."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Darren Criss on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Darren Criss on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Darren Criss on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Darren Criss on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Darren Criss on Elbert Hubbard
"The cool thing about music is no one can take music away from you, writing wise."
"I never let my politics supersede my manners."
"Challenge is good for any relationship."