"I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on."
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."Dave Attell on Albert Einstein
"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities."Dave Attell on Dr. Seuss
"Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions."Dave Attell on Albert Einstein
"I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation and is but a reflection of human frailty."Dave Attell on Albert Einstein
"Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?"Dave Attell on Sun Tzu
"For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened to them. That's the crowd that I like, the ones that don't get so offended just to be offended."
"I don't watch reality TV. I'm cool."
"I never wanted to be famous."
"I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous."
"I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me."