"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."Dave Barry on Mark Twain
"The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax."Dave Barry on Albert Einstein
"There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure."Dave Barry on Colin Powell
"Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all."Dave Barry on Dale Carnegie
"If there is anything that a man can do well, I say let him do it. Give him a chance."Dave Barry on Abraham Lincoln
"The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers."
"The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number."
"It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money."
"Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes."
"Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down."