"Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling."
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."Dave Barry on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."Dave Barry on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."Dave Barry on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."Dave Barry on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."Dave Barry on Benjamin Franklin
"The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers."
"The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number."
"It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money."
"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."
"Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes."