"Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically."
"It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men."Dave Barry on Frederick Douglass
"I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman."Dave Barry on Anais Nin
"Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance."Dave Barry on Oscar Wilde
"Without feelings of respect, what is there to distinguish men from beasts?"Dave Barry on Confucius
"Man becomes great exactly in the degree in which he works for the welfare of his fellow-men."Dave Barry on Mahatma Gandhi
"The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers."
"The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number."
"It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money."
"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."
"Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes."