"I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford."
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."Dave Barry on Edmund Burke
"It is very important to generate a good attitude, a good heart, as much as possible. From this, happiness in both the short term and the long term for both yourself and others will come."Dave Barry on Dalai Lama
"If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed."Dave Barry on Albert Einstein
"Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart."Dave Barry on Anne Frank
"When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion."Dave Barry on Abraham Lincoln
"The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers."
"The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number."
"It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money."
"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."
"Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes."