"It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent."
"It is better to travel well than to arrive."Dave Barry on Buddha
"Perhaps travel cannot prevent bigotry, but by demonstrating that all peoples cry, laugh, eat, worry, and die, it can introduce the idea that if we try and understand each other, we may even become friends."Dave Barry on Maya Angelou
"One travels more usefully when alone, because he reflects more."Dave Barry on Thomas Jefferson
"Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not."Dave Barry on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page."Dave Barry on Saint Augustine
"The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers."
"The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number."
"It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money."
"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."
"Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes."